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Well, Hurricane Dean has passed over the island; there are a LOT of parts that are without light and water still; but there were (un)fortunately a few deaths. As for me? I'm doing alright.

If you want to see some Hurricane pics, I have some here:
what a doozy.

How have you been?

Army Ad on the TV: There's strong...then there's Army Strong.
Me: Then there's Superman Strong.
Deeps: THEN THERE'S DEAD.

I set up a new comm: my_jamaica. I want to post a photo every week, with some info about Jamaica. Some of it will be tourist-y. Some, no.

Check it out. Just started, but yeah!

My brother Deeps:

"I find models ugly. I think that models are among the most unattractive people in the world."

...ok....

Look: missmeisha. I made it, over by megyaltesting...but I want to tweak it a bit.

Mommy [out of the blue]: Can somebody tell me why all balls are black?!
*shocked silence*
Deeps: What, are you comparing balls from a lot of men now?
Daddy: Have you ever seen the balls of a white man?
Mommy:...err...no?
Daddy: Or a chinese man? Or a full-indian man? Wait...what are you implying, that MY balls are black?!
Me: This is the most surreal conversation in, I don't know, MY LIFE.

Planet Earth presenter: "....and the oceanic algae produce up to 3/4's of the planet's oxygen."
Me: Wow. I have a new respect for algae.
Skip: Don't be killing no algae.
Deeps: My first child will be named Algae.

We're watching this thing on the History Channel, about the Terracotta Army of the Emperor Qinshihuang. My brother was like, "Hey, maybe it's magic. Maybe it's a real army that was turned to stone."

That was imaginative.

I'm picking up the parents at the airport today! When I was dropping them off for their flight earlier this week, I saw a Pepsi truck and was musing that I had not drunk Pepsi in such a long time. My father groaned and said, "I thought this was a free ride."

Daddy, I love you, really.

Deeps: You baked this? So, it must taste like shit.
Me:(while slicing) WHAT! I can bake! I love to bake this! I do it all--
Deeps:(sing-song) LESS TALKING, MORE CAKE-ING.

Download it here.

Problem? Tell me and I'll upload it again. This version is a radio edit, so there are DJ's chattering all over and they're deleting Patrick saying "wipe that smile off your fucking face". It's hip-hop and very catchy, to me. Patrick pours out that intense voice that will break your heart in 4 thousand tiny pieces and then puts it back together.

The Timbaland album, Shock Value, comes out on April 3rd, I think; but I only want that song in its full unedited glory. To tell the truth, the way it's sung, it seems as if it's a FOB song ft Timbaland.